Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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