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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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