butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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