Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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