Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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