Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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