only if we run a train.
done.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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