The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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