We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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