And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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