when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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