he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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