Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Drake has all the answers
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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