1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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