gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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