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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed

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  you smoke with your eyes?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  two words: eviction party

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.

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  Jealous.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.

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• (530): View more from California

  The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.

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  I'm about to be a big disappointment.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.

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