found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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