I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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