just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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