Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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