My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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