Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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