I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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