I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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