She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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