He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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