what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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