so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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