is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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