If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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