he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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