I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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