i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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