just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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