im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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