Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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