STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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