Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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