Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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