Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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