I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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