Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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