Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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