what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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