I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I need to sanitize my soul.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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