I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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