ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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