i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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