Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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