I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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