So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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