I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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