I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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