...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
