party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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