I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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