Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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