Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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